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The better the personal ad, the more replies!

The Internet is an interesting place with many fascinating folks. Some of you know how to write a great personal ad. Others need help.

We recently received an e-mail from a gentleman in Dallas Texas who shared this telling story. He said that he wrote a personal ad but he was disappointed that he had only received a few replies. He shared his dilemma with some female friends at the office who immediately took up his cause. This group of three females rewrote the gentleman's ad to make it more descriptive, alluring and better suited to his audience (women of his own age). After the new personal ad was posted, the number of replies tripled!

With this story in mind, we have set out to compile some of the best ads. Go ahead and plagiarize, rewrite and edit.

All of these personal ads are currently active in our database. Enjoy!

Example of Good Headline:

Catwoman's tired of Batman recently. Any hunks out there?

Example of Interesting Content:

I Just Wanna Feel How Small The World Is Getting Today...

Let's Meet Under the Starry Sky

Example of Sexy Ads:

Sweet, Sexy, and Innocent - I have my faults...

Long and Lean wicked machine

Example of Humorous ad: 

ARE YOU A POLICEMAN??

Example of Sappy (but interesting) ad:

Romance Thru Poetry and Art

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Long and Lean wicked machine

I'm a young Australian lady who loves wrestling, drinking and having wild intercourse (both verbal and physical). I'm looking for someone to tell me about their underworld (or underpants if they haven't got anything better to talk about). Call me now, I'm waiting to hear from you

(Victoria )

Mailbox: 21708

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ARE YOU A POLICEMAN??

SINGLE, WHITE, FEMALE, 22 BROWN HAIR GREEN EYES IS INTO LAW ENFORCEMENT, CRIMINAL JUSTICE AND LAW. LOVES TO BE OUTDOORS, DANCING, DINING AND CAN BE HAPPY WITH A NIGHT AT HOME. SEEKING MEN 25-35 IN THE MILWAUKEE MAYBE MORE...IF YOU ARE A COP.. DO NOT HESITATE! I'LL CUFF YOU AND STUFF YOU!!

(Ontario WI)

Mailbox: 22233
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Sweet, Sexy, and Innocent - I have my faults... 

Hi, I'm looking for a pen pal to chat with. Someone to share my innermost thoughts and fantasies. I'm interested in guys with long hair and know how to treat women with respect and that are caring. I'm very flirtatious and sometimes mischievous. I'm not afraid of sex as a subject I'm very open about it. But vulgar guys turn me off! I'm 21 and a college student. I have long brown hair and big brown eyes. I'm 5'4, and very shapely (I'm told). I like to go to bars and play pool. I like a variety of music except RAP! I'm looking forward to hearing from someone soon.

(Northridge CA)

Mailbox: 21744
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Let's Meet Under The Starry Sky

Let's be friends. Let's be lovers. Let's be there for each other. Let's be happy. Let's be compatible. I am a 22-year-old student who lives in Toronto, Ontario. My friends call me Summer. I like music from alternative to jazz. I like talking, dancing, going out and staying in, lying quietly next to the one I love, and just relaxing after a long day at work. However there is a vacancy in my life. That love is not there. If you want to fill that vacancy, I would like to talk to you. I am 5'6"" tall and I have blonde hair and big green eyes with long eyelashes. Hope to talk to you soon.

(Mississauga ON)

Mailbox: 10499

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I Just Wanna Feel How Small The World Is Getting Today... 

I am an 18 year old Asian girl from Singapore. I love figure skating in the only man made ice skating rink in Singapore and I love alternative and music from the 80s... I love dogs and rainy weathers...especially in a tropical climate like mine! I am looking for sincere pals from all over the world...so I'll be waiting for your replies!

( Singapore)

Mailbox: 23841

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Catwoman's tired of Batman recently. Any hunks out there? 

Sexy babe looking for new challenges. Don't e-mail unless adventurous to try THE CATWOMAN!!!!!!!!

( Singapore)

Mailbox: 25446

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